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BACK FROM BREAK: Boy do we love us some Spring Break! Headed down to Cabo, did a little dirt-bikin', marlin fishin'. Actually won - came in first! - the wet T-shirt contest at the MTV shack where Bryan Adams played. Scored a 30-pak of Bud Light for our efforts. Got our picture taken on a burro.
Bought a pinata custom-made in our likeness to hang in El Cobertizo with a "please, no whacking!" sign on it because it cost, like, a million pesos, or, anyway, we would've done all that if we weren't down to our last $1USD thanks to the crack team of financial geniuses who put our savings into a gigantic wood-chipper that gnawed it into a fine mist and blew it all out into the ether.See the full content of this document
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Tim Grobaty: We're Expecting We Had a Nice Spring Break
Because of the weird and complicated rules of deadlines, we're writing this in advance of our actual vacation, which, in real life, we return from today, so, OK, maybe we ...
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